I Dont Know Man đź‘»

thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

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brown-lesbian:

okay, so i’m not sure if everyone heard of what happened on the bachelor vietnam a few weeks back, but basically one contestant professed her love for another one on national TV:

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at first, after the contestant minh thu professed her love for the other contestant truc nhu, they walked out of the show together:

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but apparently afterwards, the bachelor quoc trung met up with truc nhu and convinced her to remain on the show, which pretty much broke hearts everywhere:

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BUT i just found out that minh thu and truc nhu are officially together as a couple!!!

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twentygayteen just keeps on giving!!!!

sadgirlpop:

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cat person

uncommonbish:

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This is so sweet OMG

sohotthateveryonedied:

justalilbobafettish:

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

This took such an unexpected turn I got whiplash

cumgremlin:
“ moderndaygamer:
“ warlocksmith:
“ leviathan-supersystem:
“ deadjosey:
“ thenimbus:
“ asexualmew:
“ Just in case anyone else was curious.
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This is kind of horrifying
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holy shit
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fucking destroyed
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looks like we have a new king
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get...

cumgremlin:

moderndaygamer:

warlocksmith:

leviathan-supersystem:

deadjosey:

thenimbus:

asexualmew:

Just in case anyone else was curious.

This is kind of horrifying

holy shit

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fucking destroyed

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looks like we have a new king

get a load of this

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clayjokes:

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

laina:

tanteistefan:

zooophagous:

electoralcollege:

An interesting thing about VeggieTales is that the Bible stories it retells are mostly restricted to the Old Testament, because the creator made a promise to his mother that he would never depict Jesus as a vegetable

I demand to know what Christ’s veggiesona is

There’s a toy set that depicts nativity


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Jesus is a carrot

no, you ignorant peon, that is laura the carrot’s baby brother PLAYING jesus in a nativity scene. laura is playing the angel, at the top. if you knew anything about anything at all, you would know that these are characters from the veggie tales tv show depicting the nativity. you can see larry the cucumber, pa grape, and mr. lunt are playing the wise men, you brainless sack of excrement. you absolute buffoon. you know nothing. don’t fucking try me.

get ready for a knuckle samwich chump

dankassquickscopes:

geibuchan:

ryu1964:

slimeghost:

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Reblogging this again cuz holy shit it’s just good

luxtempestas:

the year is 2070, tombstones have been abandoned in favour of 4ft tall marble funkopop figures of the deceased

waitinforthebus:

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

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pdlcomics:
“Stars
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